OFFICIAL STATEMENT TO FANS:
CONTRARY TO RUMORS AROUND HOLLYWOOD, TRIESTE, AND THE BLOGOSPHERE, MY CLIENT, MS. KAROLINE STECKLEY, IS NOT PREGNANT. THAT BUMP IS ALL HERS. SHE HAS JUST BEEN EATING A LITTLE TOO MUCH LATELY.
MS. STECKLEY WISHES TO THANK HER FANS FOR THEIR CONTINUED DEVOTION AND PROMISES TO GO ON A DIET SOON.
SINCERELY,
MS. GRAZIA DALL'AQUA
DALL'AQUA CELEBRITY COMMUNICATIONS
SAN GIACOMO, TRIESTE, ITALY
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Dudette, I take it back. You TOTALLY have time to meet me for an ice cream cone :)
ReplyDeleteI didn't do this. It was my friend Grazia. Don't tell her bosses!!! haha
ReplyDeleteShe sent it to me as a joke. I about died.
ReplyDelete'sperminated'+ stick figure baby = lol
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